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Buff sat by his window in business class and watched the sun come up like a single tooth in a bleeding gum. He remembered that time in Israel. You know, that time when he became a deist and began to think that he led a charmed life because he was always, to coin a phrase, in the right place at the right time. An old woman sat across the aisle from him, a passed out drunk next to him. He turned from his window and looked at the old woman. She had a pair of cotton nylon blend underpants in one hand and dentures in the other. She stared at buff in shock. "Excuse me mister," she said. "Yes?" Buff said. "He's gone. My Harold's gone. He's just gone, vanished, disappeared. Could you help me find him?" "I'm afraid that there is going to be no finding him, Ma'am." "Why?" "Has he left all material things behind him, clothes, dentures, hairpiece?" "Yes." "Then he has finally turned his back on this world of matter and all things evil. He has jumped right out of the corruption that matter entails. He has taken everything essential to his being and left the rest behind. He has reached the enlightened world of Forms where there is no jewelry but spiritual jewels, where dentures cannot go, where everyone is naked. He has been Raptured." "How do you know?" the woman said. "I write bad apocalyptic fiction. I know things. Endtimes are my game."
LaHaye and Jenkins' best-selling apocalyptic fiction novel, 'Left Behind, ' is already so ridiculous that it's hard to make a parody of it. Yet the conservative Christian author, Nathan Wilson, bravely sets forth to push it over the top. Tweaked versions of all the original characters work together in an absurd tangle of Evangelical goofiness struggling to make sense of the pathetically gnostic vision of the original story. You won't want to miss all body parts, cats, and youth pastors left behind, Buff Williamson's Ivy League deductions, Haddie the Whore of Babylon, or the climactic struggle with the Tulsa Antichrist in a Christian book store. If you regret reading 'Left Behind, ' read 'Right Behind' to ease that pain with laughter.
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