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Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging [Paperback]

By Martha Bolton (Author)
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Pages   192
Est. Packaging Dimensions:   Length: 8.78" Width: 6.26" Height: 0.52"
Weight:   0.5 lbs.
Binding  Softcover
Release Date   Aug 1, 2005
ISBN  0764200038  
EAN  9780764200038  

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What else can you do but laugh when you look in the mirror and discover that right there, under your chin, you've grown your own turtleneck? What can you say when you have driven miles in the fast lane, only to find your left turn signal has been blinking the entire time? If you can relate, Martha Bolton has some new prescription medications that you'll find useful, including:

Fanthropan: Open box, discard medication, then wave the "Possible Side Effects" insert in front of face until hot flash subsides.
Lazichor: Take one dose for temporary coma-like state to avoid wife's honey-do list.
Memorazine: Take one every morning to remember what other pills you're supposed to take.
Laugh out loud with Martha as she points out the often overlooked hilarities of life. Remember that the older you get, the more you realize that your time is too valuable to waste, so live your life "on purpose"?but have some fun doing it!

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More About Martha Bolton

Register your artisan biography and upload your photo! Martha Bolton is the author of 88 books and was a staff writer for Bob Hope for fifteen years. She has received nominations for an Emmy Award, Dove Award, WGA Award, and is the winner of four Angel Awards. She is also the scriptwriter for five hit musicals, including Josiah for President, based on her novel of the same name, and The Home Game, based on this book.

Martha Bolton currently resides in Brentwood, in the state of Tennessee. Martha Bolton was born in 1951.

Martha Bolton has published or released items in the following series...
  1. Exclamation
  2. Lillenas Drama
  3. Lillenas Drama Resource
  4. Lillenas Drama Resources

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1Books > Subjects > Entertainment > Humor > Comedy   [256  similar products]
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Reviews - What do our customers think?
Five laughs per page  Sep 2, 2005
The funniest book I've read this year. One wry, smart observation after another. The author is a former Bob Hope writer, but this is funnier than Hope ever was.
Even when they work most humor books you just chuckle at. This one made me laugh out loud. Repeatedly. I'll read anything else this author comes up with, although it'll be hard to top this effort.
A laugh for women of a certain age!  Aug 3, 2005
When I picked up Bolton's Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and other benefits of aging, I expected what I know. What I mean is the chapters in most humor books published by Christian houses begin or end with scripture, and the story is told and ends with what I call a wraparound-a way to bring it back in some way to faith.

Bolton's book did none of these. The chapters have quotes by famous people and the stories are just that: humorous stories that could have been published by any secular publisher. Now that's not a bad thing; it's just something I noticed. What I missed is the "moral to the story."

That said, I enjoyed the way Bolton thinks about everyday things that we all experience. And I embrace that someone will write a humor book about me-a woman of a certain age.

A few of my favorite chapters: Life in Reality (forget surviving the Australian outback, let's put a trailer in the desert, without air-conditioning and fill it with ten menopausal women!), Mind Games (physical exercise-nothing else needs to be said), and That Settles It (diets-now nothing else really needs saying here either).

The final chapters are really thought provoking and worth the read. I loved On Purpose (you have to read it, I'm not telling) and Without You (think Clarence from It's A Wonderful Life and then read the chapter, ponder and live it).

Bolton give us things to think and laugh about, and who doesn't need that!

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