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What else can you do but laugh when you look in the mirror and discover that right there, under your chin, you've grown your own turtleneck? What can you say when you have driven miles in the fast lane, only to find your left turn signal has been blinking the entire time? If you can relate, Martha Bolton has some new prescription medications that you'll find useful, including:
Fanthropan: Open box, discard medication, then wave the "Possible Side Effects" insert in front of face until hot flash subsides.
Lazichor: Take one dose for temporary coma-like state to avoid wife's honey-do list.
Memorazine: Take one every morning to remember what other pills you're supposed to take.
Laugh out loud with Martha as she points out the often overlooked hilarities of life. Remember that the older you get, the more you realize that your time is too valuable to waste, so live your life "on purpose"?but have some fun doing it!
Buy Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging by Martha Bolton from our Christian Books store - isbn: 9780764200038 & 0764200038
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