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1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said (1001) [Paperback]

By Steven D. Price (Editor), Pedro Pietri, Andy Price (Illustrator), Ryan K. Lindsay, Tony Fleecs (Illustrator), Daniel G. Reid (Editor) & Ana Planella
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Pages   258
Est. Packaging Dimensions:   Length: 6.96" Width: 5.84" Height: 0.71"
Weight:   0.6 lbs.
Binding  Softcover
Release Date   Apr 1, 2005
Publisher   The Lyons Press
ISBN  1592287875  
EAN  9781592287871  

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."
--former Vice-President Dan Quayle

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

In celebration of mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature-and everywhere else people can, and have, put their feet in their mouths.

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More About Steven D. Price, Pedro Pietri, Andy Price, Ryan K. Lindsay, Tony Fleecs, Daniel G. Reid & Ana Planella

Register your artisan biography and upload your photo! Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of more than twenty books, including 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said, The Quotable Horse Lover, The Ultimate Fishing Guide, and Old As the Hills: The Story of Bluegrass Music. A resident of New York City, he is a keen observer of human achievement and folly.

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Great book!  Dec 18, 2007
Very funny anecdotes and sayings! A great gift for anyone (although geared more for an adult than a child). I gave it to a friend who is hard to shop for and he could hardly set it down. Great buy!
If you need a bellylaugh, this is the book for you.  Oct 13, 2007
I had bought this book for my husband for Christmas, but when I was undergoing chemo and really needed a pick-me-up, this book did the trick. Our entire family - kids and adults - just laughed and laughed with all the wonderful gems in the book. A great gift for someone who needs a good laugh for their well-being.
one of those books that everyone reads...  Jan 9, 2007
I bought this for my precocious 12 year old for Christmas, but over the following week, everyone in the family picked up this book and read it. Easy, light reading; intended to be humorous, but not sarcastic. It is organized by category. Lots of quips. A few gems. It would be a great book for pre-teens; teens and adults, although teens and pre-teens will not know all of the people quoted. It would also be good for physician waiting rooms, or guest bathroom reading material.
Fun for the smart   Apr 27, 2005
That rare and wonderful thing---a book the whole family can read together, read to each other, and laugh for days. It's become my favorite gift for everyone.

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